So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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