I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Is Oprah even human
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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