We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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