is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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