Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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