Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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