She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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