Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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