Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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