Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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