thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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