I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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