weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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