Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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