I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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