People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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