I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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