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• (310): View more from California

  Where are you???

  (210): View more from Texas

  With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

  (310): View more from California

  You went back to a stranger's house????

  (210): View more from Texas

  He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

  (310): View more from California

  I love LA.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.

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• (619): View more from California

  I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.

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• (315): View more from New York

  This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face

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  he seemed brazillian..

  (312): View more from Illinois

  fuck.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app

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