I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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