I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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