idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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