Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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