Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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