dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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