i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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