she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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