Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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