I bet he comes in French.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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