Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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