If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
this will be a night to untag.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
