should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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