I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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