Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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