Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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