I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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