well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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