i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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