bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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