wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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