Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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