I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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