I seem to have left my pride at pride
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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