Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
