I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
