Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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