I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I intend to get homeless drunk
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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