The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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