Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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