David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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