Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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