No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
organizing the empties. That sober.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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