Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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