This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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