You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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