Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
